Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict XVI

As the Pope is a forgiving man, Ms. Hilton’s prior discretions are not the issue here. In fact, early in the relationship, the high priest is willing to work around his vow to never marry and the couple enjoys snuggling on the sofa to watch HBO’s hit series Rome. However, the Hollywood-Italy commute proves too tricky — and the Pope grows tired of holding Paris’ purse at the mall.